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fucking retards!
so Were ending this blog, as we so rightly suggested with Fuck You magazine. ” the only people that read blogs are spotty, teenage, fat fucking spaz’s”, that aLTHough there have been more than 4000 people viewing this blog in less than 2 months, You’re all a bunch of lazy ass retards.we tried to start a reveloution, of … Read more
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FREE LOUBOUTIN
SO THIS MONTHS BEEN REALLY HECTIC SO NOT MUCH ON THE BLOG AND WITH OUR EMAILS GOING DOWN (FUB FINALLY FUCKED), IT MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE PHOTO OF THE GUY WHO WON OUR FREE GRAM OF COKE COMPETITION, HOWEVER, AS PROMISED, FREE CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES ON THE WAY TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT … Read more
Boob Smoothy
How To Make A Boob Smoothy Ingredients: 1. A Pair of medium to large boobs. 2. A large carton of Whole Fresh Milk. 3. A selection of Soft Fruits ( e.g. strawberries, grapes, rasberries, bananas) depending on your taste. Method 1. Take genorus helping of fruit and carton of whole fresh milk and add to … Read more
CIVIL CIVIC (Refined Gentlemen on Selling shit to kids)
Civil Civic as we’ve mentioned are the best band weve heard this year, and fuck you if you’re all like “they’re just running the same articles over and over again, bet they’re getting some kick back from the management” No we’re not, Civil Civic are just better than you! deal with it! efov- If Shoegaze … Read more
Dope on a Rope
Wearing your heart on your sleeve is so fucking old hat, that you deserve a punch in the face as well as getting screwed over by that wanna be sociopath! Wear your vice instead, and watch how peoples faces change when they realize that your prescription drug habit is getting professional. Cast of Vices’ brilliant … Read more
Dead Good
We’ve seen Sylvia Ji many times before, but the shit that she’s knocking out this year is clearly best stuff yet! We Like it so much that we’re gonna get tattoos done! Last month she released a book of prints which would have been fucking amazing, had it not instantly sold out! Make some more … Read more
Army Issues (friendly fires)
2ND RETARD DIVISION (PART 2) A 500 strong Japanese marine unit stormed the beaches of the US occupied island of Kiska in 1943. The Americans, on 17 august of that year decided to retaliate with not one, but 35,000 troops, you know just in case one of those cheeky Japanese soldiers was in fact Godzilla. … Read more
Vintage efov.s
Saying Fuck Off has been handed down through generations. Here’s some of our favorite heros welcome! Grace Slick 1989, New York, NY — Marlon Brando on the set of the film The Freshman. 1968 — Frank Zappa 1960s — Ike & Tina Turner 1940 winston churchhill July 31st, 1981, dyke, Billie Jean King 1954, … Read more
Army Issues (2nd retard division)
2ND RETARD DIVISION Everyone knows that joining the army is a fucking stupid idea! Getting paid to die, and not even having the fame, fortune & girls of a stuntman or dare devil. 21gun salute and a generic headstone lost in a crowd of millions is not really compensation, nor the delusion of heaven supplemented … Read more
Fuck Youth
If shoegaze is back, then this IS the fucking pinicle. Civil Civic rock! A mix of Swervedriver and Sonic Youth with the dirty bass of Death from above. By far the best band We’ve heard this year! So, If your within 50 miles of london tomorrow night, and you don’t check out the launch of their … Read more
